Thursday, 7 August 2014

The Worst I Have Ever Had (Diary Of A Naija Boy)



My friends and I do debate on the issue of Nigerian girls being good in bed from time to time and when we do, all sorts of stories emerge, we all laugh it off over a few drinks and enjoy the rest of the evening. I have never had a chance to tell my own story, maybe i was a little embarrassed to disclose it but here it is.


It was on a weekend, i decided to go out relax and have some fun at the bar but unfortunately none of my friends could join me. I was watching different people walk in, sexy girls go around the bar in their booty shorts with drinks in hand parading the whole place. As i was just running my eyes through the room, my eyes caught this beautiful endowed damsel. I checked her out before i decided to make my move. Lord, this girl was Ms Endowed so to speak. Her hair was long, she smiled a lot, i was guessing it was her first time letting loose and trying to have some fun. She some nice D-Cup tits, firm, with her nipples showing through her shirt. She had the first  2 buttons of her shirt loose and her cleavage was visible and enticing. I decided to change angles to get a different view of this girl, you know what they say some babes are only fine from one angle. I moved over to another seat that was a few feet behind her and i could see her ass shooting out of the little oval shaped holed in between the back support of the chair and the butt support. This girl was truly endowed. And so as a bad sharp guy i made my move.

"Can I join your table if you don't mind" I said

I was expecting her to give me the pissed off Mama G face but she smiled and said "Oh not at all". I felt comfortable, introduced myself and she told me her name was Susan. We talked for a few and i noticed she was more touchy rubbing my hands at different intervals, rubbing her shoes up and down my legs as we discussed. I got the message. This Girl Wants To Fuck. My Dick was erect before i knew it. I had to adjust my buldge at different intervals so as to avoid the embarrassment of people looking at my boner popping out of my pants as soon as i stand up. We had a couple more drinks and i asked, "Do you want to go home with me" She hesitated for a second and just as i was about to apologized for being too forward she smiled and said "Sure". For my mind i was thinking "Oh Boy I don hammer" *In Basket Mouth's voice*

We got to my place, and immediately she starts to undress, i was feeling excited inside. I rushed and undressed myself too and as i was about to kiss her she turned away and said she doesn't really like kissing. I was kind of okay about it thinking maybe she didn't want to taste the alcohol in my breathe. So we moved on to the next thing on the agenda since there is no kissing, i went down on her, she could hold her body still so i couldn't perform my oral skills like i usually do. After like 2 mins she grabbed me and said it was ticklish she doesn't do that kind of stuff. What kind of woman does not like getting head? I thought Nigerian girls complain about guys not willing to give head and here i was trying to orally please this girl and she was going all deeper life on me.  She kept cracking this weird smile too, looking timid at some point. It was very contradicting, i mean the whole thing. 

I had hope still that something good will still happen so i moved on. Since there was little or no foreplay, her vagina was a little dry, penetration was hard to the extent that it was hurting my own dick, it was getting very awkward with the unnecessary stops and boundaries she was giving me. I finally got a lubricant on my dick to ease the port of entry. She had her eyes open the whole time looking straight at me as i thrust her. It was so not sexy, at a point i thought it was some kind spiritual attack. She just remained there like a log of wood, little or no body movement, no ringtone, no sexy looks, nothing. At a point in time she did moan and said something absent-mindedly in Igbo maybe Edo (i can't tell the difference) and quickly she composed herself back to the log of wood status. What kind of babe is this? We didn't switch positions, she said she didn't enjoy any other position asides missionary. Doggy hits her intestine, same goes for riding as she could feel the dick in my stomach (so she said). I got so bored i faked my orgasm as a nice man would. I stood up and she asked the unbelievable question.

"Are you tired already? Can we at least go a second round" 

In my mind i was thinking this girl must be possessed. How do you have so much assets and you don't know how to use it. I have been with African American girls that are endowed and mere sucking my dick i would explode and cum all over the place, not to talk of when they get on top and ride. This was absolutely horrible. I have never seen anything like it in my 26 years of life. Some have assets but cannot use it, and some are begging for the same assets ready to use it to the fullest but can't get it. Crazy how this life is. I learnt my lessons: Not every girl with big boobs and fat ass can use it and second, Some Nigerian girls need to step their game up. I'm not saying this because of just one experience, i have heard a whole lot of similar stories to mine. So there you have it.  

-Dare

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