Came across this hilarious write-up. Enjoy!
1. If you are downloading anything from the internet and it Fails at 99%.
2. If you buy a phone for #200,000 today and the next day the price drops to #120,000.
3. You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chocks you!
4. After working f0r 30 days, you get fired without salary.
5. If you take expo into the exam hall, and can’t understand your own handwriting.
6. If you scope girl finish, you take her to your room for action and junior does not stand
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID.
8. If after Photoshopping your Picture, you still look ugly. Or if you still look ugly on instagram.
9. If You Break-Up With Your boyfriend and he wins 100Million dollars the next day!
10. If the person that you were cursing in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job.
11. If u lied to armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings and the ring-tone is ‘E ba mi kigbe ole’ by Soundsultan.
2. If you buy a phone for #200,000 today and the next day the price drops to #120,000.
3. You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chocks you!
4. After working f0r 30 days, you get fired without salary.
5. If you take expo into the exam hall, and can’t understand your own handwriting.
6. If you scope girl finish, you take her to your room for action and junior does not stand
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID.
8. If after Photoshopping your Picture, you still look ugly. Or if you still look ugly on instagram.
9. If You Break-Up With Your boyfriend and he wins 100Million dollars the next day!
10. If the person that you were cursing in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job.
11. If u lied to armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings and the ring-tone is ‘E ba mi kigbe ole’ by Soundsultan.
Is it simply lost somewhere at the bottom of Lister's laundry basket? Relax, there is a perfectly normal (well, normal for Red Dwarf) explanation as to what happened to the ninth series.
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